Two peanuts walk in a bar and one was asalted
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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
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When a clock is hungry, it goes back 4 seconds
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Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
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