Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories
Before the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was in all of the Star Wars movies, he played as the force
Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago. Death hasn't gotten the courage to tell him yet
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life
There are actually no weapons of mass destruction in the middle east. Chuck Norris lives in Ohio
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep
When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
