Joke week- Friday

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"

"No," says Monica. "Mustard."


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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

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A politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.