Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Joke week- Wendsday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

Because he was hit by a bus

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Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.


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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin

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Why did Jane fall off the swings?

She had no arms



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