The Holocaust
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he was hit by a bus
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Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and therefore incapable of feeling fear
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin
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Why did Jane fall off the swings?
She had no arms
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