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Joke week- Saturday

Women's rights.

Joke week- Friday

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"

"No," says Monica. "Mustard."


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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

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A politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Joke week- Thursday

 What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.


 What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.


 What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
Prison break.

 
What do you call two blacks at a lunch?
Friends hanging out.
What do you call two mexicans at a lunch?
Friends hanging out.
What do you call two whites at a lunch?
Queers.


What do you do when the lights go out and your tv starts floating?
Turn on the lights and shoot the black people


 How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.


 A black and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving?
Cops

Joke week- Wendsday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

Because he was hit by a bus

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Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin

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Why did Jane fall off the swings?

She had no arms

Joke week- Tuesday

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories
Before the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was in all of the Star Wars movies, he played as the force
Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago. Death hasn't gotten the courage to tell him yet
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life
There are actually no weapons of mass destruction in the middle east. Chuck Norris lives in Ohio
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep
When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

Joke week- Monday

Two peanuts walk in a bar and one was asalted

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

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When a clock is hungry, it goes back 4 seconds

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Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

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